Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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