is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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