So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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