i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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