Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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