playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
