Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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