Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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