So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it wasn't lemon gatorade
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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