we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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