i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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