there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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