You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
