Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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