Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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