I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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