So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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