I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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