I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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