im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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