Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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