Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture