Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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