just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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