He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I am naked and annoyed.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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