You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
