If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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