Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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