He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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