Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
