I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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