We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
they're like a gay fantastic four
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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