Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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