his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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