I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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