I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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