Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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