there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I want her autograph on my taint
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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