apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Randomize