Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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