I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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