it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
where am i from again
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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