At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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