he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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