I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
home. puking in laundry basket.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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