I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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