Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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