My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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