Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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