Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
This toilet bowl is my home.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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