so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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