i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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