Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.

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(909): View more from California

so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes

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(847): View more from Illinois

She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences

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(440): View more from Ohio

I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I want to take my head off and cuddle with it

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole

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(917): View more from New York City

just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.

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