i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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