it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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