can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Randomize
