i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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