Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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