just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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