what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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