Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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